My thanks to Louise, my facebook friend, for allowing me to share. Her daughter passed it on to her, and I couldn't stop laughing:
GERIATRIC DRESS CODE
Many of us are over 55, on the WAY to 55, or way over 55. We are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image that we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
A nose ring and bifocals
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures
Miniskirts and support hose
Ankle bracelets and corn pads
Speedo's and cellulite
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
Bikinis and liver spots
Short shorts and varicose veins
In-line skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:
Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
GERIATRIC DRESS CODE
Many of us are over 55, on the WAY to 55, or way over 55. We are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image that we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
A nose ring and bifocals
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures
Miniskirts and support hose
Ankle bracelets and corn pads
Speedo's and cellulite
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
Bikinis and liver spots
Short shorts and varicose veins
In-line skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:
Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
1 comment:
HILARIOUS!
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